Singing oh-oh on a Friday night...

Whattanight. 6 Stunden Arbeit, von Hammerlesben Trinkgeld eingesackt, der schöne Creme-Brulee-Mann ist nicht wiedergekommen, überraschenderweise hohe Gehaltserhöhung bekommen. (Königin der Münze hält an!!!)
Dann Burger, Fritten, Co(o)la Feigling, Kaffee, Burger (haha), Wein, Wodka Lemon, Bier, Bier und tanzen tanzen tanzen. Meine Beine sind wie abgestorben, nur schmerzhafter. Die durchtanzte-Nacht-aber-trotzdem-noch-blendend-aussehen-Competition würde ich aber dennoch gewinnen. Ich bin mir sicher!!!

Aber was gibt's Schöneres als morgens aus'm Club zu kommen und sich die Sonne ins Gesicht scheinen zu lassen?
hier der Blick aus meinem Fenster - etwa 6.15uhr. Der Sommer naht.

Trotzdem war mein Burger-Abend heut mal wieder einfach nur seltsam und vor allem seltsam unburgerig. Nur von 3 Männern blöd angemacht worden. Das ist doch unter Durchschnitt. Unterdurchschnittlich war auch das mittlere Alter der Klientel. Und seit wann sind immer so viele Frauen im Kaffee Burger?
Zeit eigentlich, mal eine do's- und don't's-Liste für Mittzwanziger(+)-Tanzabende zu entwerfen. (wie damals im unterdurchschnittlichen Englisch-Unterricht bei Frau Ben)
Also:

Do's

• do bring enough money, Annika!
• do dress up, preferably in a dress
  
• do let guys buy you drinks etc even if you are not interested in chatting to any of them
• do be honest but cheeky when you give away baskets :)
• do dance
• do sing along to your favourite songs
  
• do have chats with girls in the toilet queue, as they might help you to find out the name of the guy you are talking to. he might have told you his name before, but you might have not cared.
• do stare at guys you had a ONS with, but whose name you just don't remember. stare extremely annoingly when he's trying his move on a girl, cos he might get nervous, and that's just fun.
  
• do wear matching hand-bag and shoes

Don't's

• don't wear white shoes, even if they match your hand-bag
• don't wear dresses made of polyester or other plastic, as you might start burning (you never know)
• don't take pictures with flash, just don't take any pictures at all actually
  
• don't worry if in the end you smell of other people's beer (this is rock'n'roll)
• don't dance to Red Hot Chili Peppers
  
• don't make eye-contact with Indian guys, or black men if you are not willing to get to know them (i know this sounds racist, but...)
• don't stare at someone for hours because you are not sure if you know him, he might misunderstand it, come up to you in the end and bore you (but he might buy you a drink!).
• don't hook up with anyone if there's someone else around you have dated some times and are still interested in meeting up and/or having sex with, because... oh well just don't!!!
• don't go home with the same person twice, this might be considered a relationship ;)

And I'm singing oh-oh on a Friday night, and i hope everything's gonna be alright.
Gute Nacht wünscht Eure Königin der Schwerter :)